It’s Top of the Flops!
Didn’t matter what day it was; the polls were low…oh…oh
His premiership has been a tale of woe…oh…oh
Angela was dodging tax, so it was “Gotta go,” he said
His Cabinet had a revolving door…oor…oor
Gave Zelensky billions but he wanted more…ore…ore
That weren’t no Storm Shadow, but a drone attack for sure
There’s a Starmer, it’s been a long goodbye
He’d like to stay as PM
But he thinks we’d hang him high
There’s a Starmer eating humble pie
Had a landslide but he blew it
Now he’s finally resigned
He told us: “Let Nasty Nigel ruin it
Let the Remainers bruise it
Let’s do the Burnham Boogie”
He had to blame someone, so he picked on you…oo…oo
Oh Traitor Pete, you got Epsteined too, oo, oo
Turn off the TV, it’s just propaganda, through and through
Look out the window and the cat’s not there…er…er
Like all the ministers, he’s buggered off somewhere…er…er
Gave the Froggies millions, the boats still go to Angleterre
There’s a Starmer, it’s been a long goodbye
He’d like to rejoin the EU
What do you say, Jonathan Pie?
There’s a Starmer, he’s trying not to cry
He stood up to Don n’ JD
But Healey hung him out to dry
He told us: “Let the nation rue it
Let Elon Trillion screw us
Let’s do the Burnham Boogie
Minority News Report 