HASÁN ROHANI BITCH SLAPS TRUMP WITH OCTOPUS

If only that were true, that the Supreme Leader (thought that was Diana Ross) took a live octopus to the Best President That The USA Has Ever Had, but sadly it was only a seal that slapped a kayaker round the chops with the aforementioned tentacled sea creature…yep, you read that correctly, a seal…a real one and not a Navy SEAL. Incidentally, judging by how many guys now claim to be ex-Navy SEALS, they must make up about half of the US armed forces.

And speaking of all things supreme, here is tomorrow’s headline today:

KEVIN SPACEY ACCUSES SUPREME COURT NOMINEE BRETT KANANAUGH OF NOT SEXUALLY ASSAULTING HIM

Now the first accusation of groping a young lady when young and drunk could be dismissed as “Ah, haven’t we all done that” but with one accusation comes another…it’s a bit like consulting the Akashic record when you die; you see all your life passing in front of your eyes…if you still have eyes when you’re dead, of course. That’s an interesting question, is it not? If your soul shuffles off its mortal coil and heads off to The Other Side, what does the soul look like? Does it still have a human form? Or are we just blobs of light? If that’s the case, you’re going to have a hard job recognising your family and friends, who are supposed to be there to greet you.

Sorry, getting back to Brett. If it all goes sour for the nominee, who will replace him? Whoever it is will have to be whiter than snowy white, so white…oops, no we can’t say that now…no skeletons in the closet…can I say ‘closet’ or will that offend gays?