Another Ambush?

MacTrump to his cabinet: I have Invited the President of China, Zi Jinjong-un, to the White House to Discuss…err, things that we Have to Discuss and Those beautiful tariffs that we Cherish so much in Our Constitution and…err, well, there It is…that’s What I’ve done and It’s Going to be Great; the Best Meeting that the World has ever Seen and the Like of Which No-one will ever See again, ladies and Gentlemen.

Everyone applauds and Marco ‘Polo’ Rubio starts singing ‘For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow in Spanish. Nobody sings along with him.

Stephen ‘Nosferatu’ Miller: That’s excellent news, Mr. President. Truly excellent. The whole world will be watching and singing your praises.

Kristi Noem: Truly you are the Son of God.

Elon Skum: It’s going to be Big and Beautiful, Mr. Wonderful. Should I wear a Shirt?

Tulsi ‘Tasty’ Gabbard: What extra security arrangements will you require, Lord Mar-a-Lago?

MacTrump (patting Tulsi on her knee): We’ll Discuss that Later, Tulsa; just You n’ Me, ok?

Robert ‘Fitzall’ Kennedy Jr.: Will you bring…(cough) up the Covid (cough) outbreak in the (cough) Wuhan lab?

Pete ‘Happy Hour Begins at 10am’ Hegseth: Sounds like you’re bringing something up, RFK.

MacTrump: Now, now, Pete. I don’t Know yet, Bob, but it’s Gonna be a Big, Beautiful Meeting. The World will Cherish the Visit forever. Why don’t You pick out One of My Ties to Wear?

Hegseth (thinking): God, I could murder a Mai Tai.

JD ‘Maybelline’ Vance: Ah think we outta give Ji a littl’ ol’ surprise, Mister President.

MacTrump: Sure, JD…like What?

Miller (thinking): Not a panda, JD. No-one would be able to tell you apart.

Rubio (laughing). He got ya there, JD.

JD (under his breath): Just y’all wait til ahm prezzydent.