MacTrump: Hi, Madam President…a…can I call you Cloudy?
Presidenta Sheinbaum: I prefer ‘Claudia’ but good try Mr. Trumpo.
MacTrump: Ok, that’s Great. I hear You’re doing a Great Job down there in Shi…shyour country. We Have a little Situation over in the Ukraine…
Sheinbaum: With the Slovenians, I take it?
MacTrump: Hey, You’re really on the Ball, Claw…dya. And there’s How you can Help out.
Sheinbaum: I’m all ears, Donnie.
MacTrump: We’d like to Get some of your Cartel Boys over There to help out…
Sheinbaum: My boys?
MacTrump: You Know what I mean…not your actual Boys…We wanna recruit Them to fight. They’re Great fighters. They Beat your…
Sheinbaum: And just how am I supposed to get them to sign up to fight in the Ukraine? They’re not in the North Korean army.
MacTrump: There’ll be Incentives, of course. They’d be Paid Well. Fantastically Well. They’d be the best Paid Mercenaries in the history of Your Country.
Sheinbaum: I…well, I…
MacTrump: I heard that those Guys will whack Someone for a Hundred Bucks, y’know. We’d pay ‘em a whole Lot more than That. And, errr…maybe we’d look at a green card for them…
‘Nosferatu’ Miller (looking horrifed): Mr. President, we can’t…
MacTrump: Not now, Stevie…yeah, so What do you Think? It’s a Win Win for you. It’ll be Great.
Miller: Mr. President…
Sheinbaum: Yes, but if any get captured, then Putin is going to be mad with me.
MacTrump: Nah! There are Plenty of Foreigners fighting against the Russkis in the Ukraine. What’s a Mexican or two?
Sheinbaum: Well…
MacTrump: And we’ll give each Member of your Cabinet a condo in Florida.
Sheinbaum: I do believe that they’ve all got one already, Donald.
MacTrump: And a membership to my Mar-a-Lago golf club.
Sheinbaum: You played golf there with two of them last week.
MacTrump: I did? I play Golf with a lot of People.
Sheinbaum: And you kicked the ball of one of them into the lake.
MacTrump: I don’t do That kind of Thing. Must’ve been someone else.
Sheinbaum: How many guys are we taking about?
MacTrump: Steve, how many Green Cards could we Hand out?
Miller: Mr. President, we can’t go around dishing out…
MacTrump: How many, Steve?
Miller: I…I really couldn’t say…
MacTrump: Let’s call It 200 to get the ball Rolling, Cloudier.
Sheinbaum: Ok, two other things. Definitely no tariffs in the future and the USMCA.
MacTrump: Urm, yeah…refresh my Memory.
Sheinbaum: The free trade agreement we signed. It comes up for review next year and we want it to stay as it is.
MacTrump: Ok, I think We can do That.
MacTrump hangs up and turns to Miller: You see, Steve; the Art of the Deal.
Miller (thinking): Yeah, and you just got played. (Saying): We are busy kicking out criminals from this country and you want to bring in hundreds more?
MacTrump: By my reckoning, Plenty of the Mexicans will end up Dead or in a Russian Prison. Any that Make it Back we can Use for Black Ops. Win win Steve, win win. Let´s go give ‘Loose Cannon’ Bannon the good news.
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