Generalia Melania ‘Za-Za’ Trumpette is catwalking along the corridor that leads to her hubby’s inner sanctum; a mock-up of a MacDonalds restaurant with plastic climbing frames and a large cabinet with all the Happy Meals toys. She opens the door and enters…
MacTrump spins round with a guilty expression on his Hey Mr. Tangerine Man face and Benji Netan@yahoo looks up with an equally ‘hand caught in the cookie jar’ face.
Generalia Melania: Vot are you two doing?
MacTrump: Nothing, Nothing, we were doing Nothing, Melanie. Nobody has ever been doing Nothing more in the History of Our Country.
Netan@yahoo (his tie off kilter and his shirt hanging out): Absolutely nothing. Anything more is a malicious lie spread by the enemies of Zion.
Melania (seeming to grow in stature and her hands balling into fists): MY NAME IS MELANIA!!! (the seering, banshee-like wail melted some of the plastic climbing frame and its force lifted up MacTrump’s already dishevelled hair).
MacTrump: Sorry, my Sweet. We were Going over some…err…
Netan@yahoo: Plans, Mr. President (patting MacTrump’s hair back in place).
MacTrump: We’re making Plans for Zaza…I mean, Gaza.
Melania: Vell, it looked like you two vere getting it on.
Netan@yahoo (looking adoringly at MacTrump): That’s a malicious, antisemitic lie.
MacTrump: Absolutely. I’ve never Gotten it on in my Entire life.
Netan@yahoo: It’s unbiblical. Ungodly. Abhorrent.
MacTrump: Yeah, that’s right…unblibble…unblicibal…what he said. We Believe in the Bible. We’re…what are we, Benji?
Netan@yahoo: I’m chosen of God and you’re chosen of us.
Melania: Enough ov dis! Haf you bought Slovenia yet, laak I told yoo?
MacTrump: Stephen is on it. It’s Gonna be Great. Vladimir is on board with it.
Melania: Vell, jus do it…and enough of zat…vot you say…condoodling vith Benji.
MacTrump (thrusting his arm in the air as if at school): Ooh, I know, I know. It’s ‘Canoodling’. There (nudging Netan@yahoo), I got that one. Melani..i..ya, don’t say Anything about This to Elon. Y’know how Jealous he gets. He might not Give me my Allowance.
Melania hurrumphs and exits the mock MacDonalds.
Netan@yahoo: Look Don, we’ve got to get some things sorted out here. This is really important.
MacTrump nodded while looking longingly at the menu and dribbling a little.
Netan@yahoo: This is our 9/11; you know that, don’t you?
MacTrump: Err, yeah sure. What…err…what do you mean, Benji?
Netan@yahoo: C’mon Don, keep up. No-one can find out that we planned and set up October 7th.
MacTrump: ‘We’? I didn’t Plan anything, Benji. I Never do.
Netan@yahoo (slapping his forehead: I didn’t mean we, you and me. I meant me n’ the Roths. But all this talk about taking over Gaza, you know? People can put 2 and 2 together.
MacTrump looks sternly into space as tries to do the sum in his head.
Netan@yahoo: We’d get lynched if it ever came out. Not you. You’d get off scott free, as always
MacTrump: Scott Free…isn’t he Mr. Miracle?
Stephen ‘Nosferatu’ Miller floats into the MacDonalds.
MacTrump thinks: Did he actually open the door?
MacTrump says: Hey, Stevie Miller Band. We Gotta get these Palestinians outta Gaza. How do We do it?
Miller: How about we get RFK Jr. to run an innoculation program?
MacTrump: Genius! COVID the hell outta them. I’m glad I Thought of that. Get RFK now. Hey, what’s the ‘R’ for when his Name is Bobby?
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