I, Conspiracy

Ever since seeing that infamous interview with Terry ‘They Are Laughing At You David’ Wogan, I have always been prepared to give David Icke the benefit of the conspiracy theory. Whether you can say that all his ‘predictions’ have come true (we have never been barcoded) is debatable; you only have to look at how technology has leapt and bounded over the last 20-odd years to come to the inevitable conclusion that we are being increasingly dominated by it and that we are becoming increasingly prepared to have this technology somehow ‘ingrained’ into us. You can argue that Icke looked at the situation and saw which way the wind would blow…as anyone with half a brain could have done.

“Bill Gates created viruses to infect his software and, with this experience, he is creating organic viruses to infect our bodies.”

“Adolf Hitler escaped from Berlin and later fathered Angela Merkel, Theresa May and Michelle Obama.”

“The vaccine that Bill Gates is developing for COVID-19 reprograms cells with synthetic nanotech viruses.”

“The Queen of England is the biggest trafficker of heroin in the world.”

“Oprah Winfrey is trafficker of children.”

“COVID-19 is a hoax; it doesn’t exist.”

“George Soros is financing the George Lloyd protests.”

“George Lloyd didn’t die. It’s a false flag operation.”

“Justin Trudeau is a reptilian and has hired the Chinese military to take control of Canada.”

We can attribute two of the above to David Icke; which ones? Whatever he has or hasn’t said, the majority of his followers have taken a whole bottle of complete bloody nonsense pills and are uploading any video that they find on youtube to their Ickian conspiracy groups on Facebook. Question them on the veracity of their comments and uploads and you are met with a barrage of insults, with the milder comments telling you to “Do your own research” – which means watching the same youtube videos that they uploaded to Facebook.

Mark Zuckerberg comes in for a lot of vitriol; strange given that, by using FB, these people who would like to see his reptilian head boiled in oil are simply making him even wealthier by using his site. Oh by the way, he is a member of the Rockefeller family – did you know that? No, you didn’t because it just ain’t true. Do some very simple “research” (i.e. google it) and you can find Mark’s family tree. “Could be false” you counter – yep, but anything could and we would then have to question EVERYTHING that is found via Google or any search engine. Adolf Hitler was Michelle Obama’s father? Look that up and you will find people telling you that is true.

Adrenochrome – in case you haven’t heard of it, it is a chemical compound that is produced by the oxidation of adrenaline. You can produce it in a lab but, apparently, the most effective way is to torture children and then drain their adrenal glands to obtain this drug of choice of the Satanic pedophiles who dominate Hollywood, politics, the media and the whole world…which could all be true. After all, many ex-child stars in the acting and music biz have attested to the pedophile rings that infest these industries. But, and it’s a pretty large ‘but’, do you really think that Madonna is one of these, that her fountain of eternal youth is really a spout of adrenochrome…do you?

I guess we believe in conspiracy theories because they are far more sinister and entertaining than the truth but the problem with believing in so many cranky ones is that they take credence away from the real ones. 9/11: if you were to present all the evidence of it being an inside job to a jury, Jon Bin Jovi Laden would have been exonerated in about 10 seconds. Building 7 controlled collapsing like an aging Las Vegas casino after a small fire raged for about half an hour was enough evidence on its own, never mind the fact that the Pentagon ‘staff’ managed to clear away the wreckage of an airliner quicker that you can say ‘Couldn’t even fly a Cessna’. Hell, they couldn’t even be bothered to paint the planes that flew into the Towers to make them look like real airliners. My abiding memory of that tumultuous day was the frozen puzzlement on the face of G Dubbya when he was told the news: “Jeez, they went and did it without telling me”, was what that expression said to me. The poor schmuck didn’t know what to do with himself so he just sat there and looked exactly what he was; helpless. That’s why the vote in Florida was rigged to get him past the presidential post; so Al Gore was shoved aside in favour of a more compliant and easily-manipulated Prez.

Which, rather strangely, leads us on the dearly departed Donald J. Trump – George Walker Bush actually criticised his fellow Republican from his Tex-Mex hacienda; something glossed over by Fox ‘News’ but could we have interpreted that put-down as a ringing endorsement for conspiracy theorists of The Magnifcently Coiffured One from Mar-a-Lago? US politics is a strange creature, with a more appropriate location for the Capitol being downtown Burbank…I’m sure that US politicians spend 90% of their working lives in the make-up room.

Joseph Biden? I just want the cameras to pan downwards so we can see the little wheels attached to his shoes. One day, he’ll be in the middle of a stumbly-fumbly speech and he’ll go quiet…we’ll wait…and we’ll wait…and Kamala will be sworn in as the first female (and…no, I won’t say it) Prezzie, as was planned all along But that’s just a conspiracy theory.