YE WEST MEETS ALD TRUMP; USA NO LONGER NEEDS SENATE

Today, in a bold show of mutual modesty, President Trump swapped brains with Ye Verily West today in order to understand a) What makes Ye so god-like, b) What the hell ‘racism’ means and c) What it is like not to have to answer to nobody. For Ye, he will a) Learn how to walk stiffly, b) How to evade paying taxes and c) How to rule the world.

Before the delicate transfer operation took place (performed by Steve Martin MCD) the president planted a big, wet kiss on Ye Verily’s gorgeous, pouting lips and pronounced: “Now I know what its like to kiss Gaaahd.” Ye was heard to respond: “And now I know what it’s like to kiss Taylor Swift.”

After about an hour of frollicking around the Oval Office, playing with the toys that previous First Children had left, Trump (in Ye’s body) heralded: “I’ve taken the momentous decision to stay in this body. In it, I will do an even fantasticker job. Ye will be my right-hand hairdo and together we’ll make America even greater.” Ye (in Trump’s shell) retorted: “Over mah dead bo…your dead bo…ah hell, git me outta this m*******g piece-o’-crap lump of pasty, white flesh!”

Later the same day, Ye Trump abolished the Senate and the House of Representatives and declared Marshall Matt Dillon Law.